Pft, you can't have that many people all pressing themselves to the keyhole, Dave, it would have to be a pretty big one. And anyway, this is a closet, not a bedroom, or anything, so there is no keyhole.
Besides, the only keyholes that are actually kind of holey only happen in ancient doors. And Disney movies.
what am i writing.
Besides, the only keyholes that are actually kind of holey only happen in ancient doors. And Disney movies.